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The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 August 2024
⏱️ 36 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey everybody, John Stewart here. I am here to tell you about my new podcast, The Weekly Show, |
| 0:06.4 | it's going to be coming out every Thursday. So exciting, you'll be saying to yourself |
| 0:12.6 | T. G. I. D. |
| 0:14.6 | Thank God. It's Thursday. We're going to be talking about all the things |
| 0:18.7 | that hopefully obsess you in the same way that they |
| 0:21.2 | obsessed me. The election, economics, earnings calls. |
| 0:26.0 | What are they talking about on these earnings calls? |
| 0:30.0 | We're going to be talking about ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches and I know that I listed |
| 0:37.2 | that fourth but in importance it's probably second I know you have a lot of options as far as |
| 0:45.3 | podcast go but how many of them come out on Thursday? I mean talk about innovative |
| 0:53.4 | listen to the weekly show with John Stewart wherever you get your podcast |
| 0:57.6 | you're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 1:03.0 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news. This is the Daily Show with your |
| 1:17.0 | host Michael Costa. Thank you. Yes, welcome to the Dairy Show. |
| 1:34.0 | I'm Michael Costa, we have so much to talk about tonight. |
| 1:37.0 | Kamala Harris and Tim Wall's hard-launched. |
| 1:40.0 | Conservatives are furious about tampons and Charlemagne the God is here to talk about |
| 1:45.8 | Kamala's race. |
| 1:47.0 | spoiler alert, she's black. |
| 1:48.8 | So let's get into it with another edition of Indecision 2024. |
| 1:53.2 | Yesterday, Comle Harris announced her vice presidential pick is Tim Walz, Minnesota Governor, and |
| 2:04.9 | guy who just found a quarter behind your ear. And last night she took her shiny |
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