Biden's Post-Dropout Interview, Trump’s Crowd Size Insecurity & Elon’s Legal Fit | Hannah Berner

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

News, Daily News, Comedy

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 August 2024

⏱️ 34 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Michael Kosta on Joe Biden’s big comeback, why Donald Trump is having a crowd-measuring contest with Martin Luther King Jr., The astronauts whose 10-day mission is turning into eight months, and Elon Musk's legal temper tantrum. And, Grace Kuhlenschmidt attends Kamala Harris’s first rally with running mate Tim Walz to ask supporters about the Minnesota governor’s experience, dad energy, and the biggest elephant in the room: his whiteness. Then, stand-up comedian Hannah Berner talks about her new Netflix special, “We Ride at Dawn,” the fine line between bachelorette trips and cults, and the benefits of more creative avenues available to women pursuing a career in comedy. Berner and Kosta also bond over their common tennis-to-comedy career paths. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	John Stewart here, here,
0:00.8	Unbelievably exciting here, my new podcast,
0:03.2	The Weekly Show, we're going to be talking about the election,
0:06.8	economics, ingredient to bread ratio on sandwiches.
0:11.2	Listen to the Weekly Show with John John Stewart wherever you get your podcast.
0:15.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:18.0	From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Center, it's America's only source for news.
0:30.0	This is the Daily Show with your host Michael Koss. Hello, Welcome to the Daily Show, I'm Michael Koss that we've got so much to talk about tonight.
0:54.3	NASA astronauts are about to get very sick of that freeze-dried ice cream.
0:58.2	Joe Biden sends proof of life and Elon Musk is mad on the internet.
1:02.6	But first, let's kick things off
1:04.2	with another installment of Indecision 2024.
1:07.2	Donald Trump hasn't been having the best time lately.
1:17.0	He's losing ground in the polls.
1:20.0	His opponents are dominating the news cycle, and someone just showed him what J.D. Vance looks like without the beard.
1:27.0	Ooh.
1:29.0	So it wasn't surprising that when Trump held a news conference earlier today, he had the frustrated energy of a coach after losing four games in a row.
1:38.0	Are you worried about all that besides the Paris' trials?
1:41.0	Oh, give me a break.
1:43.0	Oh, he's so mad.
1:45.0	He's so mad.
1:47.0	That's what I sound like when I check out of a hotel
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Comedy Central, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Comedy Central and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.