Kamala Harris Picks Minn. Governor & Midwestern Dad Tim Walz as Running Mate | Ed Helms
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 7 August 2024
⏱️ 33 minutes
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| 1:07.0 | We've got so much to talk about tonight. |
| 1:10.0 | Kamala Harris has a new work husband. |
| 1:12.0 | We send Jordan Clepper to another Maga |
| 1:14.4 | rally and Ed Helms is here. So let's get into another edition of Indecision |
| 1:20.6 | 2024. All right, let's talk about the major news in the presidential race. |
| 1:30.0 | Ever since Kamala Harris became the de facto nominee, there have been two questions on everyone's mind. |
| 1:36.0 | One, why does the sun go up and down if the earth is spinning left to right? |
| 1:41.0 | And two, who is going to be Kamala's running mate? |
| 1:44.6 | Everyone had their own suggestions. |
| 1:46.7 | Pick someone from a swing state. |
| 1:48.8 | Pick a good communicator. |
| 1:50.9 | One guy was like, pick someone with a sick Corvette. |
| 1:53.0 | Hey, it's over, Joe. |
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