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🗓️ 3 November 2025
⏱️ 83 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Look at your right index finger. |
| 0:04.9 | Just look at the side of your right index finger. |
| 0:10.3 | Just look at it. |
| 0:13.3 | It's got a bunch of black stuff on it. |
| 0:17.2 | The one to the side of that. |
| 0:18.6 | Are we rolling? |
| 0:19.3 | It was right next. |
| 0:20.4 | The one you just showed me, it was to this side. Are we rolling? It was right next. The one you just showed me, it was to the side. |
| 0:22.8 | Are we rolling? |
| 0:23.7 | But the other one. |
| 0:26.4 | To answer my question. |
| 0:28.4 | Are we rolling? |
| 0:30.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:31.9 | Do you guys just hear what I have to deal with? |
| 0:34.5 | Pat, I've been on this show in the before times with like makeup, I make up |
| 0:43.2 | running down my face like Justin Trudeau Halloween party adjacent. You said not a peep. |
| 0:48.3 | It looks like you were changing attire. Yeah, Pat. So this. Can you tell me about it? Yeah, I would love to. So this |
| 0:53.7 | black stuff on my finger. So this- Can you tell me about it? Yeah, I would love to. So this black stuff on my finger. So this is essentially soot kind of charcoal vibe that I have to purchase it in a spray can to cover up the gray hairs that have been caused by trying to figure out how to shoot a podcast remotely. |
| 1:12.7 | You're asking me to send you codes. |
| 1:14.8 | You're asking me to back up, pull forward, put my laptop up and down. |
| 1:18.2 | It's honestly, I know it's a prank and it is funny, but it also does age me, frankly. |
| 1:23.8 | I also, you know, am aging prematurely, hair graying because truly I'm always sweating. |
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