Oh, hey, y'all. Whitney here. Welcome to the program. I'm in Atlanta, Georgia. So I am on, why am I acting so weird on Zoom doing this remotely? I'm hoping to get a podcast studio around here to shoot because I'm going to be for another month or so. But for now, I'm in a dressing room that is comically embarrassing.

Behind me is a cartoon, like a cartoon, like Hollywood legends, like I don't consider myself

that, but the fact that there's a whole pineapple behind me, I just realized someone sent me like a like a basket and it's, I mean, truly, I don't even know how to process it.

I don't know if it was accidentally supposed to go to like a canteenero or what.

It's a pineapple.

It's just fruit and the most giant phallic sausage you've ever seen, like a canteenera or what is a pineapple it's just fruit and

the most giant phallic sausage you've ever seen like a cartoon sausage like like everything in

that basket was also incidentally like in the props bucket for austin powers when he was like

eating the sausages over the Nate You know what I'm saying?

Like, I don't even know how to cut a pineapple.

It's behind me.

Honestly, that's the funniest thing to send someone.

Is the person that sent me a basket with a pineapple, my enemy?

Is this person my enemy or... Like, was this a kind thing to do?

It's a challenge.

There should be a tutorial link with it. This person is not

congratulating me. This is a threat. This feels like an ominous threat. I forgot how

spiky pineapples work. Here's the thing about, I mean, the theme of this episode, this actually kind of

works. Like, I forgot about how spiky pineapples were. Like, we only see pineapples now as like

little emojis in TikTok shop. Like, I got the pineapple. Thanks, Marcy. Like, thanks.

Like, it's when you see when it'sRL you're like god these are a savage like

because every store not just has them pre cut up and you see like a real one and you're like

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