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The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

It’s all about submission, repenting, and letting ME initiate for God’s sake! While Krissy is out, Bryan & Christina get into some backwards Christian beliefs, after all, someone has to tame our producer! Being single can be Certified Bad We are wishing iconic Papa Joe well <3 Ariana Grande’s baby voice Bryan’s definitely not crying over a Celine Dion video… Ron Desantis wears lifts! Height difference drama Selling Sunset Listen to Christina’s podcast here! (It’s called To All The Rom Coms We’ve Loved Before) Let’s talk about the Christians… A Christian woman’s place in the home God forbid you be nice to your wife Libertarianism? S my D for Jesus!! You just need to be more submissive to me Your wife's happiness doesn't matter! Is this really a case of impotence? Fill my hole with the word of the lord! Initiate! Repent! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Never dated a Hawkeye who I, who I felt like...
0:03.2	Respect for?
0:04.0	Yeah.
0:09.7	Um, yeah.
0:15.2	On this episode of The Commercial Break...
0:18.4	I don't force women in giving me a blowjob before my sermon.
0:21.1	I ask for light.
0:22.4	They do it for God, they do it for Jesus.
0:24.1	That's right, they're feminist.
0:25.4	Ask my day for Jesus.
0:27.3	I got...
0:29.9	I got my knee up on the cross!
0:33.5	That's what the cross is, just jigs.
0:35.3	I'm sacrificing my knee, just like the Lord sacrificed himself.
0:39.7	Something's gotta give it, it's my dick.
0:42.2	Bank, the baby.
0:43.2	That's right.
0:44.1	I believe in feminism, yeah.
0:47.2	The next episode of The Commercial Break...
0:50.1	Starts Now.
0:52.7	Oh yeah, Kaz and kittens, welcome back to The Commercial Break.
0:57.5	I'm Brian Green, this is the first and voted most likely to hate my voice.
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