Marriage. Marriage is what brings us together today.

Marriage that message arrangement, that dream within us.

On this episode of The Commercial Break, why are you here on the show?

How did this turn of events happen? Because so many times.

So many times. You have said to me, I will never go on the microphone on the commercial break.

Ever. Yet here you are, with me.

I guess the same reason why we're married. I still don't know.

The next episode of The Commercial Break starts now.

Oh, yeah, Katherine Clinton. Welcome back to The Commercial Break. I'm Brian Green.

This is the reason we're all here. The love of my life and my beautiful wife, Astrid. Best of you, Astrid.

Best of you, Brian? Oh, my God.

Can I say a baby?

You can say baby. It's okay. Every once in a while, I slip a baby in there on hardly, too.

And I think she's a little taken aback by it. And I'm sure Jeff just loves that when I slip out a baby to Chrissy.

It's just weird to me to call you Brian. In fact, it's one of the things that you, when you call me Astrid, I'm like, where are you upset?

Yeah, no, I totally agree with you. When you, like, there is certain things in a marriage that I'm sure everybody experiences this.

I wonder if people use terms of endearment as much as we use terms of endearment.

So, like, other couples that we hang out with, I see them calling each other by their proper names, right?

Astrid, Brian, I'm not going to give examples here on the show, but you understand what I'm saying.

Yeah. You and I always use baby, honey, something like that unless we're angry with each other.

And so much, yeah.

Or there's two reasons why I get nervous when you use the word Brian.

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