January 6th 6th 6th
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2022
⏱️ 101 minutes
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Summary
Titus, Bombshell, and the Hylinder kick off the new year with a recap of January 6th, Biden's speech, and a new way to go deep-sea diving...or rather deep-sea dying.
Titus Podcast ...Scream Sanity!
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| 0:25.2 | Hey guys, this is the highlander from the Titus podcast. |
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| 0:31.9 | Hello, fresh and butcher box. |
| 0:34.5 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update. |
| 0:38.8 | I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update. |
| 0:40.9 | Did you have a happy insurrection day? |
| 0:47.2 | January 6th, the one-year anniversary has either the worst terrorist attack on our government since 1812 or, as Fox News calls it, a tourist field trip that got out of hand. |
| 0:52.0 | Okay, everybody, grab your museum, buddy. |
| 0:53.9 | Make sure you have your |
| 0:54.7 | bear spray and your hatred for democracy and love of fascism. Let's go, kids. We watch it on |
| 1:01.7 | television. We saw cops beaten, tased, and people died. And in a rare moment of sanity this last |
| 1:07.6 | week, friendless twat and dad body Wolververine, Ted Cruz, called it a terrorist |
| 1:13.2 | attack on the heart of government. Then a day later, he went on the show of Gordon Fishdick's |
| 1:18.2 | air and man with the best child bearing hip since Chris Christie, Tucker Carlson show, and said |
| 1:23.8 | he didn't say what he just said. And if he did say it, he was dumb for saying it, |
| 1:29.6 | and he is being misunderstood for what he said, |
| 1:32.7 | even though when he said it, he didn't say it. |
| 1:37.1 | You got to love Ted Cruz, because no matter how big of a scumbag you are, |
| 1:40.7 | you can always say, hey, at least I'm not Ted Cruz. |
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