This is Why We Can't Have an End Game

Asian Not Asian

Jenny Arimoto & Mic Nguyen

Comedy Interviews, Asian American, Self-improvement, Brooklyn, Education, Asian Culture, Pop Culture, Bay Area, Alternative Comedy, Japanese Culture, New York, Stand Up Comedy, Comedy, Comedy Podcast

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🗓️ 9 April 2020

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Zak Danger and Number Twelve talk about why we can't plan for the future.

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the host of the lockdown. It's Zach Danger and number 12.
0:09.0	And welcome back to another episode of the lockdown. I am your host, Zach Danger.
0:17.0	I am number 12.
0:19.0	Somebody said that in the comments that they think that number 12 is like number two.
0:25.0	Like oh yeah she she said every time I hear number 12 it reminds me of a big dump or something like that.
0:31.0	How dare you speak about my race like that? We are a proud,
0:35.1	proud Android race that descended from man. You guys don't even poop. That's because you're
0:39.6	self-sufficient. No, we do poop, but it's superior poop. See how this works? It's amazing.
0:45.0	Today is April 1st, April Fool's.
0:49.0	Crown has a joke.
0:50.0	Just kidding.
0:52.0	You know what's a joke is the fact that we have a future.
0:55.0	You humans, I enjoy your human humor.
1:00.0	The people were saying that like, I enjoy your human humor.
1:03.2	The people were saying that like April
1:06.7	Fool's is canceled and I didn't see too many,
1:09.1	you know, usually like companies do April Fool's
1:11.0	or like Google does April Fool's or you know like different like you know like my old company
1:16.9	Bonobos used to do like funny April Fool's and now nobody did like maybe like a couple
1:22.2	companies did April Fool's yeah but like really everybody and now nobody did, maybe like a couple companies
1:22.8	did April Fool's.
1:23.8	But like really, everybody's sort of like,
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