Hams Over Miami

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2022

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

The boys riff on Trev bein horned up, how Zuckerberg probably loves BDSM, and how weird it is to have an open casket funeral in the club. They also give some advice to a powerlifting listener and debate whether or not they would be able to give birth.

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0:00.0	Away in the shuttle, take a break in your car
0:05.8	Shopped at freedom and duty, Christmas markets aren't far
0:12.0	Visit Paris or Strasbourg, bring your skis for a glide
0:18.2	More fun and a high street, you can save this you'll tie
0:24.3	Book a trip now and enjoy great savings on duty free shopping
0:27.5	Visit euro tunnel com for full terms and conditions
0:30.0	Mark Zuckerberg. I bet he gets his ass beat by BDSM shit. Oh my
0:34.6	I'm as good as comms and just with a baseball bat with a baseball bat
0:40.2	He gets hit with a fucking George Foreman girl, right?
0:43.2	He's into the freaky shit. I think it's a baseball bat lubed up
0:47.6	with sweet baby raised barbecue and then she just goes, how's this
0:50.9	for the Metaverse? Oh yeah, he gets fucking
0:54.4	Flavorized right in the ass. What flavor is that? Metaverse?
0:59.0	If you have an interview or a lunch with him right now, what first question
1:03.0	you're asking Mark Zuckerberg? How big is it?
1:09.2	How big? Dude, he started Facebook. You know, little you dig
1:14.0	has to be where you're like, I need a new app or or how massive it is.
1:19.1	No, because dudes at big dick don't do anything. They just have big
1:21.8	dicks and fuck jumper. Dumpers doing something. I mean, he's fucking
1:25.8	a bunch. But he's having sex right and he's making money off it.
1:28.1	You think this guy here with giant of wings and are doing anything with it?
1:31.2	Yes. Yeah. Yes. I remember my ugly friend in high school was
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