168: The Top 10 Sexiest Jobs

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2022

⏱️ 88 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

The boys riff on Michael having a meltdown over a doctor's appointment, the Balldo ball dildo, and the top ten jobs that get the most action. They also hear from a listener about a j.o. accident and decide what kind of crazy shit they would wear on a red carpet.

Come see Stiff Socks LIVE in LA at the Netflix is a Joke comedy festival on May 7th. Tickets on sale Friday.

Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Thanks to Diet Smoke for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at https://www.dietsmoke.com with promo code SOCKS.

Thanks to Athletic Greens for sponsoring this episode. Get a free year supply of Vitamin D and 5 free travel packs at https://www.athleticgreens.com/SOCKS

Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Try Blue Chew FREE with promo code SOCKS at https://www.bluechew.com

Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.BetterHelp.com/socks

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Right, we need something for Lydia, Uncle Jeff,
0:01.8	Steph Nexdore, Antonnetwork, Generous Jenny,
0:03.9	Grumpy Graham, Benji The Horde,
0:05.4	a bottle for Laura Paula and Nora The Snora.
0:07.6	How is she still on the list?
0:08.8	Sure. Oh, and then there's the cousins.
0:10.6	If you have a lot of shopping to do this holiday,
0:12.8	book a trip now with your Ahtunnela Shuttle
0:15.0	and enjoy great savings on duty-free shopping,
0:17.5	from Fogsend to Calais in around 35 minutes.
0:19.8	We're not doing pets.
0:20.8	Are we?
0:22.1	Bring your dog and it can choose for itself.
0:24.5	Book today at EuroTunnel.com.
0:26.4	Pet travel charges apply
0:27.6	to visit EuroTunnel.com for full terms and conditions.
0:30.1	Have you ever eaten while having sex?
0:32.1	I mean, I've eaten peanut butter and jelly off of vagina.
0:34.8	You did do that.
0:35.7	I did do that.
0:36.8	What the fuck?
0:39.7	Michael, do you watch that one really popular streaming platform?
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.