Good morning, afternoon, or evening, and welcome to the bloody disgusting network.

The passage of time will now bring you to something strange, unique, and idiosyncratic.

Have a good time. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, let it free! from the padded cells of Smith's Grove Sanitarium to the leafy streets of Haddonfield, Illinois,

We are Halloweenies.

I am one of your co-host Justin Rain Beer Gerber

and we are taking a brief break

from the streets of Woodsboro

for the month of October for a very very special occasion

and now it's time to get fucked up on the streets of Hadenfield for David Gordon Green's Halloween kills.

Let's get a round of applause.

We made it everybody.

Dan, unmute. My little golf clap. Okay very polite people love it. Oh. I saw

Mike Vanderbilt doing the slide whistle but not actually doing the slide whistle.

We're not trying to destroy people's ear drums just yet, but don't worry, we've got hours to do that.

This of course is the third third entry in the Halloween franchise and the middle entry of this new trilogy, the third part two.

You got all that? I don't. But before we dive into a dissection of Halloween kills,

let's head around the table and telephone, introduce ourselves, and discuss the first time we saw Halloween kills.

As a matter of fact, don't even discuss what you thought, just let's all talk about the where you were, who you were with the first time you saw Halloween kills. Let's start it off.

You know, we were so used for the last couple of years saying let's go all the way you know across the pond to Georgia

You know across the pond to Texas, but now we're going to say it crossed the pond up north.

Northeast that is. And who is this?

This is Dan, normally Dan Dracula,

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