Welcome to the Bloody Disgusting Network.

The ensuing show will change, transform, and otherwise alter you.

Good luck. There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror.

Do you want to die, Sydney?

It's your turn to scream, asshole. From the streets of Woodsboro.

Back to the streets of Woodsboro.

Back to the streets of Woodsboro.

We are Halloweenies. I don't want to see a face up close I just want to get the grades see I'm in

damage control mode I'm afraid but I might explode

opened up on the Bombay doors in a war.

Happy Halloween trick-or-treaters, dreamers, campers, and suspects.

Welcome back to another episode of Halloweenies. I'm your host for today. Michael

Myers-Roffman, only, look, I'm not trick-or-treating around Hatenfield for this hour.

No, no, no, no, no.

For this episode, we've made an abrupt U-turn

on our way to Illinois, and we're heading back

to Woodsboro, California, because as you well know by now,

thanks to the first looks, the hashtags, and the thousands of reactions on

Twitter, Paramount Pictures dropped the first trailer for not one, not two, not three, but the highly anticipated five cream better known to the

non-Woodsboro heads as scream but we're gonna still call it five cream and that's what we're sticking to it.

But look, as we know, that movie comes out in the spooky month of January 2022, completely

bypassing the 25th anniversary of the original for some reason,

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