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Sometimes it's like a punch in the mouth.

Suddenly it's time for our Wednesday broadcast.

Welcome every damn buddy to the 93x half-ass morning show.

We want you to have a good day, don't we, John?

Like the best day.

The best day a guy or gal could ever have.

We want everybody to have a good, if not great day.

Today and selfishly, we hope we can even play a role in making your day enjoyable.

How do you say that?

Pleasant.

Now, according to the godless, soulless internet,

here are the top things that can instantly ruin your day.

Has anything happened to anyone yet?

No, things have been smooth so far.

All right.

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