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Judge John Hodgman

So Help You Pod, or Whatever

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.87.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2013

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Aaron wants to move his beloved refurbished egg pod chair into the home he shares with his wife, Kara. Kara objects to the outsized piece of furniture and says it needs to stay in storage until the time and place are right. Who's right? Who's wrong. Only one man can decide.

Transcript

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0:00.0

We're going to get into the Judge John Hodgman podcast in just a moment, but first we're

0:04.1

headed out on tour, the van freaks road show tour.

0:08.6

If you live in Belfast, Dublin, Edinburgh, London, Copenhagen, Lexington, Chicago, Madison,

0:14.8

St. Paul Austin, Atlanta, Durham, Charlottesville, Washington, DC, Portland, Boston, or streaming

0:22.5

live all over the world from Brooklyn, New York City.

0:27.2

We hope that you will get your tickets and we will see you there.

0:32.4

Find full information at vanfreaksroadshow.com.

0:40.7

Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.

0:42.4

I'm your guest, Baylif, Mati Belmonti, morning host at 939, the River WRSI in North

0:46.9

Hampton, Massachusetts, which acts as the kangaroo courtroom for the honorable John Hodgman.

0:53.6

This week, so help you pod or whatever.

0:56.3

Aaron wants to move his beloved, referrished egg pod chair into the home he shares with

1:01.5

his wife, Cara, Cara objects to the outsize piece of furniture and says it needs to stay

1:06.0

in storage until the time and place are right.

1:09.2

What comes first, the chick or the egg chair?

1:12.1

Only one man can decide, please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.

1:17.8

Fresh bananas here, we've got fresh bananas, fresh bananas here, we've got fresh bananas.

1:29.0

Could I have two bananas?

1:30.6

Of course you may, any particular bananas or just two from the top, I'll take two from

1:35.8

the top.

1:36.8

You got it, sir.

1:37.8

All right, guest, Baylif, Mati Belmonti, swear I'm in.

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