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Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Rebecca from (The?) Wirral selects haircuts as this week’s topic for the beans. Presumably this was a cynical attempt to silence Henry for an episode - an attempt which, of course, failed. Rebecca has been referred to the Bean Standards Select Committee and is suspended without pay pending their findings.

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0:00.0

Hello, Ben you were talking a minute ago about line bikes just before we went on air.

0:18.0

Yeah, these are the bikes you can hire from the street in London.

0:21.0

These are street, these are street higher bikes. We did have that system in Cardiff for a while.

0:25.2

Oh yeah. And then the company basically said, if you can't have nice things, we're taking them away.

0:29.7

Because so many of them were found in the river basically.

0:34.0

Can't be trusted.

0:37.0

But no city can be trusted.

0:39.0

They're always just strewn about.

0:40.0

Are they bobbing out of canals and in the middle of the road and just

0:43.2

well yeah that's it but they in Cardiff that we took it so far they said right yeah

0:47.8

you've ruined it for everyone but to me to me it's a kind of thing which completely works in Nordic countries.

0:55.5

Oh yeah. In Nordic countries it's like I'm just fixing the bike even though it belongs to the state

1:00.6

but I'm fixing it out of my own pocket. I will leave a nice loaf of rye bread here in the basket.

1:05.7

And I have personalized, I have a personalized message written in sesame seeds on top of the rye bread.

1:10.8

To all the, every name, all the names of the seed there's over

1:14.8

50 billion seeds all of the state sanctioned names all of the

1:20.3

al-Loth one oh love two Oh love one, two, and three, and Helga.

1:25.0

Actually that's German.

1:28.0

I reckon you could get a scandy Helga?

1:32.0

Oh yeah for sure.

1:33.2

Isn't it the case though that we, in the public imagination in Britain we think of Scandinavia

1:37.4

as this kind of wonderfully utopian place?

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