My Hot Air Balloon Ride

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

This week, Bonjamin Partridge centralises power, unilaterally suppresses any viable opposition and brings all bean media under executive control. “Big deal!” we hear you cry. “He’s just tapping into the Zeitgeist!”. Perhaps you’re right. Perhaps such a man understands that the people need to hear a story about a hot air balloon ride even when they might not think they need to hear a story about a hot air balloon ride. Tune in again next week when Bonjamin turns his sights on the judiciary!

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0:17.3	Benjamin, you were you were airborne I believe, a few days ago. Yes I've I've cut ties with Terra Firma things changed for me. Aviator I no longer a man of the land Emperor of the skies.
0:25.0	I'm an Emperor of the skies indeed.
0:28.0	The Partridge finally flies.
0:29.0	I've noticed with Ben there's a new swagger.
0:32.0	Gravity holds no dominion.
0:34.0	Since you stop being, what you call us is, you call us crust crawlers.
0:38.0	You've stopped being a crust crawler.
0:42.0	And you've got this kind of buoyancy to you which
0:47.2	has affected your email style yeah just everything about you is more
0:50.3	bombastic there's triple exclamation marks on everything now.
0:53.0	And literally buoyant as well, making me wonder if the hot air balloonist filled you with hot air.
0:58.0	Oh yeah, I'm funneling hot propane up my ass at all times.
1:02.0	I've modernised the beam machine so it now floats.
1:09.0	That's why you got a lot of sandbags tied to your waist.
1:12.0	Is it? Yeah. And you've got some blue... handbags tied to your waist. That's it.
1:13.0	Yeah.
1:14.0	And you've got some blue flames which come out of your eyes
1:17.0	whenever you speak now, which is a little bit disconcerting,
1:20.0	I'm going to say.
1:22.0	Is it the blue hot flame? I think we should explain to the listener that I've been on a hot air balloon ride and that's what we're talking about.
1:29.0	Yeah.
1:30.0	Because we did a live show a few moons ago now in Bristol and the topic that came out with a
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