Boats

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2024

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

"Why is that Wikipedia doesn’t bother having any pages about aquatic craft these days?”, you might ask if you’d had your head stuck in a honey badger’s front porch for the last 3 years. The answer, of course, is that people come to Three Bean Salad for comprehensive data batches on this subject as well as the very hottest of takes. Previous “searches” by listeners have included submarines, the Titanic and cruise ships. This week Rowan completes the set by asking the beans to unravel the mysteries of the final category of water going vehicles: boats.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	You're in favor's fever.
0:09.0	Euro's fever.
0:10.0	You're a fever.
0:12.0	Oh yeah.
0:13.0	Will it, it will have, um...
0:15.0	I think this will be out.
0:17.0	We'll know whether England had triumphed on the euros.
0:20.0	What, well the final have happened by the time this goes on.
0:24.0	Yeah.
0:25.0	So it will.
0:26.0	The final next week.
0:27.0	Right, yeah, bliny.
0:28.0	Predictions.
0:30.0	Well, I've got Slovakia on my local sweep steak, so I'm still...
0:34.0	Still holding out for they could somehow get back in.
0:37.0	Maybe if the entire Dutch team are killed in an aircraft or something?
0:40.0	There needs to be a fairly horrific sequence of events to play out.
0:44.0	Or some sort of globes of a European takeover, some sort of massive
0:48.5	Slovakian war efforts?
0:50.0	Oh, the new Slovakian Empire?
0:52.0	The new Slovakian Empire? The New Slovak Empire.
0:54.3	It's got a lot of work to do between now and Sunday, but...
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