GVP 2: Apocalypse Service Providers

The Grandma's Virginity Podcast

Justin Roiland

Comedy

5 • 869 Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2010

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

In this episode...

More "Pigs are People!"

What would happen if the Nintendo 3DS was taken to biblical times?

Are cellphones a sign of the Apocalypse?

Fatty Arbuckle and a whimsical journey through Hollywood history!

An insider's view of the LAPD!

Plus: Justin's lies, Jackie's dilemma, listener email, and much, much more on the latest thrilling episode of the Grandma's Virginity Podcast!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	We're living in the age of magic and no one even notices.
0:03.0	The book of revelation spoke of this.
0:04.6	Yeah, like we're all gonna die like in the next couple of years.
0:07.6	I mean we, what, you know the whole Mark of the Beast?
0:10.4	You know what that is, right?
0:11.4	It's cell phones yeah
0:13.0	the four horsemen are T-Mobile AT&T Verizon.
0:18.0	Live from the inside of a dinosaur's but hole flaps. It's the Grandma's Virginity Podcast.
0:26.0	Episode 2. In this week's episode, Justin reveals more secrets of his new religion. And are you stealing this from scyontology a little bit serious decisions are
0:37.5	contemplated will you eat a turd whose turd is it but But just answer the first question.
0:43.0	Sensitive advice to listener emails.
0:46.0	No, honestly, Diaz, I think you should just kill yourself.
0:49.0	That's my advice.
0:50.0	Okay. Well, that's at least some advice.
0:52.0	You're treating it seriously.
0:52.9	And now with sound effects.
0:55.0	Two, I don't know, a fifty hundred to two thousand.
0:56.8	Justin, stop it.
0:57.9	Stop it.
0:58.8	Sorry about that.
0:59.4	So buckle into your seat belt,
1:01.1	you bases of shit.
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