GVP 1: Beginnings

The Grandma's Virginity Podcast

Justin Roiland

Comedy

5 • 869 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2010

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Justin Roiland, Ryan Ridley, and Jackie Buscarino discuss the burning topics of the day.

Episode one:

Captain E.O. and the magic of 3D cinema

What happens when loyal Disneyland performers (Snow White, Sleeping Beauty) start getting long in the tooth

Jello's pornographic TV commercial

A new religion to ponder

and much more, all in the very first episode of the Grandma's Virginity Podcast!

A big thanks to Smith Harrison our official announcer!

Transcript

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0:00.0	Morbidly obese is, that's a, that sounds, that's offensive sounding, right?
0:05.5	No, no, no, I think that's a term.
0:07.6	Yeah, because, you know, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,
0:10.3	it's like, it's like, it's like, like, hauntingly, hauntingly, you're morbidly.
0:17.0	You know what I mean?
0:18.0	No, I guess you got a point there.
0:19.0	Like that's a word that describes like things in all genre of horror. It's the Grandma's virginity podcast.
0:28.0	Episode 1.
0:29.5	On this week's show we explore such questions as...
0:32.8	What happens to the Disneyland employee who were Snow Wide or Prince Charming or whatever when you become
0:37.7	long in the tooth?
0:38.7	Justin proposes his mind-blowing theory about the afterlife.
0:42.1	Go ahead, ask me questions.
0:43.0	Go ahead.
0:44.0	Try to blow holes in it, you can't.
0:45.0	And the magic of 3D.
0:48.0	I'm done talking about Casadio!
0:50.0	It's really good.
0:51.0	I'm sick of it.
0:52.0	All this and much, much more.
0:54.0	I'm drunk!
0:57.0	Hey, welcome to the show.
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