GVP 3: How To Meet Girls
The Grandma's Virginity Podcast
Justin Roiland
5 • 869 Ratings
🗓️ 20 May 2010
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
In this episode...
Working Class Museums!
County Fair Fraud!
How To Get a Girlfriend!
Doomsday Compounds!
Pigs are People!
Plus: a brand new character, listener mail, and the rest!
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| 0:00.0 | Here we are with the fucking real heap of shit for you to fucking try to muscle down your throat. |
| 0:07.2 | Nuckle down everybody it's gonna be bad. |
| 0:09.6 | So fasten your seat belts. |
| 0:17.0 | Live from the inside of the Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral Florida. |
| 0:22.0 | It's the Grandma's Virginity Podcast. |
| 0:25.0 | Episode 3. On today's episode, Justin tells Ryan how to impress the ladies. |
| 0:33.6 | Now here's what you do. |
| 0:34.6 | Go to the bar, sit down in a booth, pull out a loaded gun |
| 0:38.0 | and put it on the table. |
| 0:39.1 | A brand new character joins the show. |
| 0:42.0 | Tapi, you've worn out, you're welcome. |
| 0:44.0 | Jackie blows the lid off county fair fraud. |
| 0:47.0 | They don't, they don't have any of the rice. |
| 0:49.0 | They sing all the songs. |
| 0:51.0 | And Ryan eats a but hole out. |
| 0:54.0 | Oh yeah! |
| 0:56.0 | Oh that and a wincy bit more. |
| 0:59.0 | Strap on your boots Betty. |
| 1:01.0 | Here come the spaceships. Welcome to episode. your as per usual is Ryan Ridley, |
| 1:12.8 | hello, and Jackie Buscarino. |
| 1:14.8 | Hello. |
| 1:16.8 | And today we got a really exciting earth-shattering show for you. We're going to be discussing all kinds of things that you'd like to hear about. I'm sure if you just, if you just give us a shot. |
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