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Thank you. John, they got a new chair.

And it looks like he's sitting on four stacks of books.

It looks like a little kid at a restaurant and a booster seat.

Why are you so high off that? I'm literally sitting on a phone book right now. I feel so discombobulated. I've had the same chair. You look like a person who's never in sat before and you're sitting. You look at an alien who's like, they're asking you to sit and you're like, I call the track. No, you swear I'm not AI. It's just my posture. I don't know what to do. My elbows, my other one used to touch right here. Like, this was my resting spot. Okay, I'm confused. Okay, so Jonathan, I bought my chair on wait. Remember, guys, let's just, before we get too crazy, everyone remember my past that I sat in a camp chair for over 100 episodes. And then I upgraded to this

chair that I think is really cute, but it's like actually, um, horrid. No, it's a horrid chair. Like, it's, it's from Wayfair. It doesn't like, it's not comfortable at all, but it looks good. But it's an upgrade from sitting in a camp chair. So then Jonathan, I sent him the link. So we got the exact same chair in a different pattern.

And the reason that I was doing that was because if you're not an avid watcher of the podcast, my chair was significantly lower. So it was just kind of like our angles were off. And now, well, I think we're even, but I think it's now it's my height that's really taking over. So I chose green, blue, and orange is my palette, and you chose. I spun the wheel. I said, surprise me, bitch. I'll take whatever. You went with salmon, cranberry, and mint. My favorite flavors is toothpaste. I can see on top of the shelf right now, and I've never seen what's up there. I've never seen that color combination in my life. It is rather odd.

It is the craziest color combination you could have ever chosen.

Yours kind of looks like, whatever happened to golfers wearing that little beret with the thing on the top?

That's what it looks like.

No, mine's not the golfer.

Mine's the catty.

You're just so catty, catty her in.

Oh, wait, I saw the funniest thing on TikTok today that I want to talk about.

Internet culture!

So I'm scrolling my for you page, and Gwyneth Paltrow was on the Today Show this morning.

Enough.

And she's making her iconic turkey meatball recipe.

And I think they serve it at Goop Kitchen, which I really want to try.

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