Hey, happy campers. Welcome back to Camp Shady Birch. It is week 180 freaking four here at camp.

This is our first episode in the month of June. Wow. I know. Summer is in full of fact, girls.

I feel like it's like camp season for everybody else. Like you guys are here year round, but the whole world's catching up now. They're like, oh, you know what? Maybe we should go to that janky little cabin in the woods with our friends. I know, like, you're like, bitch, I've been on s'm s'm 65 twice a week. I'm not sick of that. It's insane. As campers are listening to this right now, we are in Los Angeles, and I am filming something with a celebrity. Oh, my God. That's when this comes out. This exact day, when you're listening to this, I am probably on a set panicking for my life. Text him right now. Say, don't sweat it, babe.

Keep your chin up, Mama.

You're strong, Mama. It's like an acting job for, like, a social media, like, kind of miniseries. That's all I can say. It's not my own stuff. I'm a character on it. So exciting. And the lead on it, I am like the co-star, but the lead on it is so

insane. Someone we've actually mentioned on the podcast. I tried to manifest getting this person

on the podcast at one point. This person is someone that the world all agrees is just so

lovely.

Drop your comments in the section below.

We will not confirm I'm under embargo.

I'm under NDA.

I'm in Trivago.

Have you ever been under embargo?

Um, I don't think so.

One time Sourbatch Kids sent me like a speaker and it was like to celebrate some stupid flavor I didn't ask for. And they made me sign this like ironclad embargo document being like, we're gonna send you this product, but do not under any circumstance announce to the public what it is. And I didn't even know it was Sour Patch Kids. And I was like, this has gotta be bad. I'm 26 years old. I'm like just starting TikTok. I'm like getting all these like big things set my way. And I just didn't know it was. And I was like, oh my God. I like literally was like calling my like great aunt who's a lawyer in Boston. And I was like, Kathy, Aunt Kathy, can you please just like take a look at this this like I this company wants what is an embargo like I have to get on a ship I don't even know like no it sounds like a cargo embargo no I'm like literally they want me to get they want me to go through the stray of Dorota like it's so big and she's like I don't she like was like yeah she didn't think it was anything she just didn't know because it was so vague. Because when you receive a legal document and you're supposed to be reading them, it can be scary sometimes.

It was like star, it was like, it was like Sour Patch Kids neon blue.

And you know what?

It was a, that's still around.

It was like glow in the dark Sour Patch because I swear to God.

It makes your poo glow. And you try pooping in the dark campers. Now that's a wild ride. I was like, I needed a lawyer to accept a package. Because they, you know, sometimes when people. Just calm down, sour patch kids. So self-centered in their own business where it's like, hey, I love Sour Patch Kids as much as the next person does.

But nobody's going to steal your crappy patty formula, you know?

And they sent you the speaker.

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