I've got about 10 seconds to tell you how to get two-for-one tickets for top-draud comedy nights near you, thanks to our friends of the TV channel Dave at Absolute Radio. Also, I've got to tell you about how you can win prices while you're there too. I've run out of time, though. Absolute Radio. Frank Skinner, Absolute Radio podcast. You can make your own sentence out of that. Get that into the fridge magnets and then move it about a bit. Here we are. The show is done. We've wrapped it up in a lovely Christmasy rapping. And I thought it was rather splendid. It was good. But have we ever sat here and said, a bit rough this week, I wouldn't bother?

I mean, that would be detrimental.

Not on air we haven't set that.

No.

Well, there was that one time.

Adrian Charles was the guest.

He was splendid.

And we had what I would call a very helpful phone in.

A phone in actually for my own practical aid, which was good.

I did. Don't miss my impression of Adrian Charles.

I mean, that was scary.

I went to a meeting, no, a party for Radio 4, and David Mitchell was there.

Oh, yeah?

So I followed him around perfecting my David Mitchell voice. To his face? No, behind his back. Oh, that's how you operate. Behind his back, yes. That's not very good. No, I like it. Have another got. I have to get into it. Hello, I'm David Mitchell at Radio 4 party. And can this, you take away this man who keeps following me around doing the voice?'m not happy with him i don't know where he's come from and i feel he may be trying to steal my essence it's absolutely fabulous

it is i mean john colshaw that's what i say um and not for the first i know he's very good john

coltson but he ain't that good.

Also, I find when he's offstage, his hair is in the pattern of hearingbone.

He has herringbone hair, John Colshaw, which I've never really understood.

He's not a herring, nor is his hair bone.

But that's the pattern he's taken on.

I think he should get it on and dole and move,

see if he can sort of tease it into a dog tooth check.

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