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Hello, it's the Frank Skinner Absolute Radio podcast

and I'm with Emily and Gareth

and the show For Aussies Over for you as yet to begin

and the guest will have had a name wrong there, hadily

yes, she was lovely

Can she be my friend or does that sound a bit weird?

Well, she's pop star so I don't know if she's going to want to hang around with you know any old soak

but yeah, she was quite

The show, I think there are some people who like the show because sometimes it's chaotic and seems to be

like the screaming one might hear from the home of someone in terrible mental anguish

You know Jane Ey, you know he kept his wife locked in there

Oh yeah

I feel if she'd have had a microphone in her room, that's what the show

It sounded like that

Some people like it when it's like that, that's what it was

I personally felt like you know when you're a child and you run down a very steep hill

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