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Frank Skinner on absolute radio

There you go, it's the Christmas podcast

Stop doing it now, Gareth

Stop doing it, stop doing it

It's hard to put them down isn't it once you've stopped doing it

Yeah, really putting them down is the stopping of the doing it

Look at this, look at this

This is me throttling a reindeer

I like the way that they're modeled on the

The Brussels Sprout Vine

That's the main stem and then the clustered bells around it

Yeah, then if that works on

Unrated, we're not on radio, we're on the computer

Podcast

Where did we get those jingle bells from?

We got it from the shop round, they're calling a foot, is it foot?

Yeah, they don't

They were very kind of going to the loan us

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