Guac and Balls
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 8 July 2025
⏱️ 154 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired July 8, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. Former MLB All-Star Glen Perkins. Everything you wanna about terroristic threats.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey podcast pals. It's Dana from the Half Fast Morning Show. As always, we appreciate you checking on the podcast and it's all brought to you by our friends at standard heating and air conditioning. |
| 0:09.7 | The July heat means it's officially swass and crotch soup season. Gross! It also means our AC units are being put to the test. |
| 0:17.3 | I recently went through an issue myself and I was so happy to have my friends at |
| 0:21.0 | Standard Heating and Air Conditioning in my corner. They gave me real options, didn't make me feel |
| 0:26.5 | like a dummy for not knowing a single thing about HVAC systems, and let me choose what work |
| 0:31.5 | best for my home and my budget. No pressure, just comfort my way. Enjoy the show. Thanks for |
| 0:37.4 | listening and stay cool this summer with Standard. |
| 0:39.9 | The 93X half-ass morning show. |
| 0:43.6 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:45.8 | Air. |
| 0:51.7 | Well, sure. |
| 0:54.0 | Might as well just go ahead and get in there. |
| 0:59.6 | I ought to go ahead and welcome every damn body to the 93X half-ass morning show as we all begin another physical and emotional battle with a workday. |
| 1:11.7 | Janelle Klein will be our special guest in studio later on, around 7.30. |
| 1:18.0 | That'll be lovely to see her again. |
| 1:19.8 | Around 7.30. |
| 1:20.7 | Or whenever she runs out of liquor. |
| 1:24.1 | Janelle Klein's going to swing on by, Josh. |
| 1:27.0 | Lovely is the word that comes to mind. That's one of the ways you could describe Janelle Klein's going to swing on by, Josh. Lovely is the word that comes to mind. |
| 1:29.0 | That's one of the ways you could describe Janelle both in and outside. |
| 1:32.8 | Oh, for Christ's sake. |
| 1:33.7 | One of our favorites. |
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