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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

Old Bitches

93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 9 July 2025

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired July 9, 2025: Choking on a bone. Too high to function. Everything you wanna know about Loser 1, Loser 2 and Loser 3.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey podcast pals. It's Dana from the Half Fast Morning Show. As always, we appreciate you checking on the podcast and it's all brought to you by our friends at standard heating and air conditioning.

0:09.7

The July heat means it's officially swass and crotch soup season. Gross! It also means our AC units are being put to the test.

0:17.3

I recently went through an issue myself and I was so happy to have my friends at

0:21.0

Standard Heating and Air Conditioning in my corner. They gave me real options, didn't make me feel

0:26.5

like a dummy for not knowing a single thing about HVAC systems, and let me choose what work

0:31.5

best for my home and my budget. No pressure, just comfort my way. Enjoy the show. Thanks for

0:37.4

listening and stay cool this summer with Standard.

0:39.9

The 93X-H Wednesday. Wednesday. Wednesday.

0:58.9

It can be a problem.

1:02.3

Wednesdays can be a problem.

1:04.4

But we're going to try to do all we can to make it work no matter what.

1:08.6

First off, we thank you for joining us here on the 93X half-ass morning show.

1:13.9

Oh, next up, I get to go ahead and ask my life partner, Cubby, how he's doing this morning.

1:19.1

Pretty good.

1:19.8

Pretty good.

1:20.3

You doing pretty good?

1:21.0

I'm keeping an open mind, but I could be easily swayed.

1:24.6

You started out by saying it's a problem on Wednesdays.

1:27.6

They can be. I didn't think about it until you brought it up. And I realized, you know what, he's right.

1:33.5

Wednesdays can be a problem. Wednesdays can be a problem. But we're going to do, I mean, everything within our power to push past all the, when I walked in this morning, I told I told Josh I said not only am I tired this

1:46.0

morning but I'm gas leak in the house tired I've been there before where things are just weird

1:52.1

yeah your body feels extra heavy yeah I thought about waking up the wife and telling her to get out of

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