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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8942 Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2025

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired July 7, 2025: Let's all go down to the G-Spot. Who's the toddler with the sippy cup? Everything you wanna know about getting a boner at a coffee shop. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, podcast, pals.

0:01.1

Today's episode is brought to you by my friends at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.

0:05.5

Taken for me as a newly married guy with a very opinionated dog, comfort is kind of important right now.

0:11.5

That's why I'm a smart club member of Standard Heating.

0:13.9

I give the schedule service when it actually works for me, pay how I want, and choose what fits our home best.

0:20.1

Pick the HVAC company that treats you like family,

0:22.7

not just another name on the list.

0:24.5

That's standard.

0:25.4

Check out standardheating.com and tell him Dana sent you.

0:28.4

The 93X-Hareth morning show.

0:32.1

Ninety-three air.

0:48.9

Oh, I'm not 100% sure if I remember how to welcome everyone to the 93x half-ass morning show.

0:57.4

The dramatic return of the program ski by God, our Independence Day week-long vacation has come to a close and we're very happy to be back and live on the airwaves and all that thank you very much

1:04.0

for being there lot can change in a week right cubby well i know for Ashley I suppose, yeah, the big change with us or with Ashley is that she's returned from vacation.

1:17.4

Still very pregnant, but also now she has returned very married.

1:22.0

Oh, yeah.

1:22.8

You got married.

1:24.6

Your husband tried to murder.

1:27.2

I don't want to.

1:28.0

You don't want to give her a round of applause?

1:29.6

Because then I have to lift my arms up and they're sore.

1:31.7

Lift your arms up.

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