4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 7 July 2025
⏱️ 152 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hey, podcast, pals. |
0:01.1 | Today's episode is brought to you by my friends at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. |
0:05.5 | Taken for me as a newly married guy with a very opinionated dog, comfort is kind of important right now. |
0:11.5 | That's why I'm a smart club member of Standard Heating. |
0:13.9 | I give the schedule service when it actually works for me, pay how I want, and choose what fits our home best. |
0:20.1 | Pick the HVAC company that treats you like family, |
0:22.7 | not just another name on the list. |
0:24.5 | That's standard. |
0:25.4 | Check out standardheating.com and tell him Dana sent you. |
0:28.4 | The 93X-Hareth morning show. |
0:32.1 | Ninety-three air. |
0:48.9 | Oh, I'm not 100% sure if I remember how to welcome everyone to the 93x half-ass morning show. |
0:57.4 | The dramatic return of the program ski by God, our Independence Day week-long vacation has come to a close and we're very happy to be back and live on the airwaves and all that thank you very much |
1:04.0 | for being there lot can change in a week right cubby well i know for Ashley I suppose, yeah, the big change with us or with Ashley is that she's returned from vacation. |
1:17.4 | Still very pregnant, but also now she has returned very married. |
1:22.0 | Oh, yeah. |
1:22.8 | You got married. |
1:24.6 | Your husband tried to murder. |
1:27.2 | I don't want to. |
1:28.0 | You don't want to give her a round of applause? |
1:29.6 | Because then I have to lift my arms up and they're sore. |
1:31.7 | Lift your arms up. |
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