Growing Up & Getting Older: Wednesday, December 13th, 2023

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.4 • 30.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Luke Combs responds to $250K tumbler lawsuit against Pinellas County woman (WFLA) (12:21)
Taylor Swift is all smiles as she rings in her 34th birthday (Daily Mail) (30:03)
Glen Powell Jokes Sydney Sweeney Is the 'Only' Person Who's Seen All of His Body After Anyone Scene (PEOPLE) (35:22)
Tik Tok star Bunny Hedaya blasts Matt Rife for 'starting beef' with her 6-year-old son (Page Six) (47:52)
Hilary Duff is pregnant with 4th baby (Page Six) (58:13)

The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)

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0:00.0	Good morning millennials.
0:03.0	millennials.
0:04.0	Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday.
0:06.0	It's Humpt Day.
0:07.0	It doesn't feel like a Humpt Day.
0:08.0	I don't know why, but it doesn't.
0:10.0	It's tardy.
0:11.0	It doesn't feel like a hump day for me because I'm doing
0:14.7	Sakura this week and it's supposed to start on a Monday, but I started it on Sunday
0:19.5	So it's like been one two three days. So for me every day this week has felt like the day ahead it's like been one two three days so for me every day this week has felt like the
0:24.3	day ahead it's a terrible way to be next time I do it I'm starting on a Tuesday
0:27.6	so that every day feels like the day behind one thing about jacks she ain't gonna follow
0:32.2	the rules she ain't going to follow the rules.
0:33.0	She ain't.
0:34.1	No, this wasn't even about breaking the rules,
0:36.6	because actually one thing about me
0:37.8	is I am going to follow the rules.
0:39.3	Like, you know, it kills me to start on a Sunday
0:41.0	when it begins on a Monday, but I'm like why not
0:43.4	start bettering myself the sooner the better right? T-S-T-B. But now I'm punished
0:48.6	because my whole week is thrown off yesterday I thought it was Wednesday today I
0:51.4	think it's Thursday and that's a
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