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The Toast

Sex Slave Dora: Thursday, December 4th, 2023

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 December 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

  1. Taylor Swift celebrates her 34th birthday (21:14)
  2. Oprah Winfrey says she was 'blamed and shamed' for her body for 25 years before deciding to use weight-loss drug (Page Six) (33:10)
  3. Pregnant Sienna Miller flaunts baby bump, poses with 11-year-old daughter Marlowe for Vogue photoshoot (Page Six) (37:10)
  4. Paris Hilton was joking about not changing son's diaper for first month of his life (Page Six) (40:46)
  5. Drake and Camila Cabello cozy up in Turks and Caicos with jet skis, boat ride (Page Six) (49:32)


  • Dear Toasters Advice Segment (55:39)


The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials.

0:03.0

millennials.

0:04.0

Well welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday.

0:06.0

Hope everybody's having a great day.

0:08.0

Rip Theo.

0:09.0

How are you?

0:11.0

Rippity, rip, rip, rippity, rip. Wait, can we talk about that? Rip-Ripp-rip-rip-rip-rip.

0:13.0

Wait, can we talk about something?

0:16.0

Rip-rip-rip-rip-rip-rip.

0:18.0

That, of course.

0:20.0

That first. Literally this show is all about us talking about some things so kick us off.

0:25.8

Like Theo died. I know it hits me like that sometimes too like where it's like of course I know Theo's no longer with us but then sometimes I realize like Theo's no longer with us. Right like he's not at his grandparents like he's literally dead like what the fuck? He just like vanished. Pof.

0:43.0

Who am I?

0:44.0

Who am I?

0:45.0

Pof?

0:46.0

Theo allegedly.

0:48.0

Yeah, unless he's a sex slave in someone's basement.

0:50.0

Sex slave Dora.

0:52.0

Sex slave Dora now I've made peace like I realize like those were

0:58.0

hallucinations like those but that was my denial phase totally yeah but denial face. Totally.

1:04.0

Yeah, but actually a lot of people message me like people who have lost someone like humans

1:08.9

dogs and they're like we have this writing joke in my family because we never saw

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