Archaic Solutions For The Modern Woman: Tuesday, December 12th, 2023
The Toast
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🗓️ 12 December 2023
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning millennials. |
| 0:03.0 | millennials. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome back to the chosen happy Tuesday. |
| 0:06.0 | Hope everybody's having a great day. |
| 0:08.0 | Speaking of greatness, and check you. |
| 0:11.0 | Why thank you, Fala, la, la la la la la la la |
| 0:15.0 | la la la la I |
| 0:17.4 | I know I sound like a broken record I know everyone's sick of me in my bullshit, but I'm about to gouge my own |
| 0:27.0 | fucking eye out at this point. My eye, Twitch, is worse than it's been, like today's the worst day it's ever been and it's |
| 0:34.2 | really starting to piss me the fuck off now I'm getting angry you know I'm |
| 0:37.8 | thinking you know I could live without the sigh. Give it a shot. It's been a whole ass month. I'm being punished. What did I do? |
| 0:49.8 | Did you look into it? I did. I did all the things. I've been taking magnesium. I drank |
| 0:53.8 | tonic water. I'm trying to like cut back on blue light. Like, I don't know what the |
| 0:57.6 | fuck it is. I just feel like you shouldn't give it the attention that it wants and |
| 1:01.4 | maybe it'll go away. like kind of starve it of |
| 1:03.9 | attention okay like no because that's not a thing and it's bothering me like if you |
| 1:10.2 | ignore it it might just go away. |
| 1:14.3 | And it definitely gets worse when we're podcasting |
| 1:16.3 | because the bright lights, I cannot be good for it. |
| 1:19.3 | That I do feel when I have a migraine. |
| 1:21.6 | It's just, |
| 1:22.8 | sometimes, honestly, I'm team, like, |
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