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The Toast

Archaic Solutions For The Modern Woman: Tuesday, December 12th, 2023

The Toast

Dear Media

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.430.8K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

  1. Zac Efron Gets a Star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame (24:58)
  2. 'Pump Rules' Season 11 Trailer (34:28)
  3. 'Bridgerton' Season 3 Sets Two-Part Premiere in Spring 2024 (Variety) (40:03)
  4. Prince William and Kate Middleton's kids look so grown up in 2023 royal family Christmas card (Page Six) (46:41)
  5. Hermes heir awarding 51-year-old gardener $11B fortune, $5.9M in properties (NY Post) (50:10)


The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob) 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Good morning millennials.

0:03.0

millennials.

0:04.0

Welcome back to the chosen happy Tuesday.

0:06.0

Hope everybody's having a great day.

0:08.0

Speaking of greatness, and check you.

0:11.0

Why thank you, Fala, la, la la la la la la la

0:15.0

la la la la I

0:17.4

I know I sound like a broken record I know everyone's sick of me in my bullshit, but I'm about to gouge my own

0:27.0

fucking eye out at this point. My eye, Twitch, is worse than it's been, like today's the worst day it's ever been and it's

0:34.2

really starting to piss me the fuck off now I'm getting angry you know I'm

0:37.8

thinking you know I could live without the sigh. Give it a shot. It's been a whole ass month. I'm being punished. What did I do?

0:49.8

Did you look into it? I did. I did all the things. I've been taking magnesium. I drank

0:53.8

tonic water. I'm trying to like cut back on blue light. Like, I don't know what the

0:57.6

fuck it is. I just feel like you shouldn't give it the attention that it wants and

1:01.4

maybe it'll go away. like kind of starve it of

1:03.9

attention okay like no because that's not a thing and it's bothering me like if you

1:10.2

ignore it it might just go away.

1:14.3

And it definitely gets worse when we're podcasting

1:16.3

because the bright lights, I cannot be good for it.

1:19.3

That I do feel when I have a migraine.

1:21.6

It's just,

1:22.8

sometimes, honestly, I'm team, like,

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