Gross Boys Don’t Think, They Stink

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW The Distorted View Store is Open For 2022! Visit The Store Now! On Today’s Show: Today’s DV Store Deal! 0:00.000 Introduction 4:32.773 Kanye On Alex Jones 9:28.543 Beware Of The Short Stack Cops 23:45.363 Stinky Hamburger Pony Gooner Bater 27:51.593 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:33.307 All-Natural Body Builder Might Actually Be Loaded Up With Roids 39:40.335 Granny Pulls The Plug On Fellow Near-Dead 43:14.598 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 45:18.291 Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show […]

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0:00.0	It's the 12 Days of Distort of View Savings!
0:04.3	I'm Vivian St. Gash.
0:06.5	And I'm Marcus Taint.
0:08.0	Marcus, how the hell are you back on the air after all those sexual harassment complaints?
0:13.2	I explained it all and the judge understood.
0:15.6	You pushed a scalding hot bucket into the...
0:18.7	Miracle hole of one of your co-workers!
0:22.1	So, part of my PTSD.
0:24.4	You suffer from PTSD?
0:26.8	Yes, I don't like your tone.
0:29.2	You ablest bitch.
0:31.2	I'm sorry, you just never mentioned it.
0:33.2	Wow, you really don't know a lot about PTSD, do you?
0:37.0	It's not something you just talk about.
0:39.7	It's not like discussing your favorite hobbies.
0:42.6	I'm sorry.
0:43.6	I bet you you didn't even know I fought in the war.
0:46.6	Oh, the war in Afghanistan?
0:49.0	No, no. The brows are wars.
0:51.3	I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with...
0:52.9	I was a navigator.
0:54.6	Like, what in the Navy?
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