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Guaranteed Human. When I woke up this morning, I was feeling pretty dangerous. We're on to Cincinnati. It's my team. It's my quarterback. They are who we thought they were, and we let them off the hook. Hello, you play to win the game. They want you to cook the dinner. At least they ought to let you shop for some of the groceries. And on the way up, we're going to buy it a kneecap off.

You kidding me? Playoffs. I'm just here so I won't get fine. How could he not be romantic about football? Whoa, hello, everybody. Welcome to Benched with Beneta. Hearing Dan Campbell just reminded me that we get to kind of see the lions

kind of sort of, maybe soon. It's getting, we're inching closer to Hard Knocks territory,

people, which means we are inching closer to the season. I am still in Canada. I just like

emerged from a week in the woods. And I do this every single summer. I go home to where

I'm from and I go up to my brother's house who literally lives in the middle of nowhere.

You can't walk anywhere. You can't do anything. Like you were just on this property and I have just

been zenning out to the point that I

tried to have a conversation with somebody yesterday and couldn't do it. I forgot how to speak

words because I've really only been speaking to my three-year-old nephew who speaks in an

entirely different language. Most people can't understand except for his cool anti-ray-ray.

But I have emerged from the woods and my mom took me to this really cute town and we went

to this play today.

We went to a theater and there was a dog in the audience just chilling on someone's

lap and I'm like, okay, we are small town Ontario right now, baby.

And the play was awesome.

And we leave.

And there's this guy standing there.

And he's just like, are you Rachel Banana?

And I was just like, oh my God, yeah.

Hi.

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