Gridlock, Grinches, and P. Diddy's Wild Downfall

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Music

3.6 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Dive into the chaotic magic of Christmas in New York City as Opie and comedian Ron the Waiter roast the gridlock nightmares, overrated chestnuts, and tourist traps that turn the holidays into a hilarious pressure cooker. Discover surprising insider stories from Ron's medieval combat event at a beer garden and shocking revelations from the P. Diddy documentary that expose the dark side of fame. This witty, no-holds-barred episode reveals why embracing the madness might just save your sanity this season.

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0:00.0	Bap, but, but, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, pa, pa, pa, pa, pa, ba, pa, ba,
0:07.1	good morning, everybody.
0:09.2	Welcome to my live stream.
0:10.3	We're 500 feet above the streets of New York.
0:12.6	It is, it is cold in New York.
0:15.2	We got the gridlock in New York.
0:18.0	Rat sightings are up 20%.
0:20.3	Crampus is happening. I don't know what a crampus is, but
0:24.2	supposedly crampus is what, the evil side of Christmas.
0:28.3	But we're in it, bitches. The holiday season is upon us. Isn't it fun? Are you
0:35.0	loving the stress of December? Oh my God. It's, you know, for the kids,
0:41.0	oh my God. Christmas is magical for the kids, but for the adults, it's, it's a pressure cooker.
0:47.2	It's a lot of extra work. It's a lot of other things you've got to do on top of everything else.
0:52.7	You got to deal with in this thing we call
0:55.3	life, right?
0:56.5	But we got gridlock in New York because we got the farmers.
1:01.5	We call them the farmers.
1:03.5	You might even be one of the farmers.
1:06.4	You got to come to New York City because you got to, you got to feel the magic of Christmas in New York
1:13.2	City. Ah, yes, the magic of Christmas in New York City. So you come in from the suburbs, right?
1:21.2	You come in from Jersey, you come in from Long Island, you come in from West Chester, and what are you
1:26.4	doing? Maybe Staten Island and you come in to see the Christmas tree.
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