If You Think I'm SEXY

Opie Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy, Music

3.6 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 December 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Aging Rock Legends Exposed: From Rod Stewart's Earworms to Gene Simmons' Royalty Rant! Dive into a hilarious takedown of rock icons like Rod Stewart, Frankie Valli, and David Lee Roth as Opie and Ron Berman roast their aging antics and question if it's time to hang up the mic—revealing shocking stories of elder abuse on tour and surprising music industry secrets. Discover why Gene Simmons is battling Congress for artist royalties, plus a wild ranking of America's greatest rock bands that might shatter your favorites. Uncover the raw, irreverent truths that keep classic rock alive (or barely breathing) and why these legends still hook us despite the controversies.

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0:00.0	B, but,
0:00.8	Bump,
0:02.0	Bamb,
0:03.0	Bambop
0:04.0	Bha Bha Bha Bha Bha
0:06.0	Bha Bha Bha Bha
0:08.0	Neither one complaining
0:12.0	B B B B B Bid Ditt D de D de D de D de D D D.
0:20.0	Oh my God.
0:21.4	I've been,
0:23.9	first off,
0:24.8	welcome to the Opie Radio podcast.
0:27.0	I've been,
0:28.1	I've been,
0:28.8	oh my God,
0:30.1	I got hiccups and everything,
0:31.3	and I'm just by myself.
0:33.0	I,
0:34.3	round the waiter,
0:34.9	we'll be here in a second,
0:35.8	but I've been,
0:36.7	I've been humming,
	...

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