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I’m Allergic to Christmas Trees

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Tv & Film, Comedy, Music

3.64.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Opie finally discovers he’s violently allergic to real Christmas trees (after 50+ years), scores a $20 tree from volunteer firefighters, and still ends up paying $125 once tolls, burgers, and new lights are added – plus a savage takedown of roasting chestnuts, Mariah Carey lies, and P. Diddy’s funeral billing habits with comedian Tony P. If you’ve ever woken up looking like you lost a fight with Mike Tyson because of holiday sap, this unfiltered, foul-mouthed morning rant is the chaotic holiday therapy you didn’t know you needed.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Bob, but, good morning, welcome to my live stream.

0:13.9

We're 500 feet above the streets of New York City.

0:16.9

That sun is going to pop behind me in about, I don't know, what, 15, 20 minutes,

0:21.2

as we have about three hours of sunlight these days this time of year.

0:26.5

Hope everyone had a good weekend.

0:28.1

I did because, duh, bills pulled it off and beat the Cincinnati Bengals at home.

0:35.8

Oh, my God.

0:37.2

There was a snowstorm in Buffalo and Josh Allen and the bills, bitches.

0:42.9

All right.

0:43.4

They're making it interesting.

0:44.6

I don't think it's a Super Bowl team, but they pulled it out yesterday in a snowstorm,

0:49.4

and I was pretty happy about that.

0:51.8

I sort of saw the game. What do you mean? Hope you sort of saw the game.

0:58.4

Aren't you a big Bill's F? Yeah, I was watching. I was watching. But I, my eyes are more

1:04.3

effed up than usual. Usually they're like, you know, they're barely open. But now they're

1:10.6

pretty much closed, although they're although they're a little better today because,

1:15.1

because, well, I found out over the weekend, and I've been suspicious of this for years,

1:22.6

because right around this time of year, every year, I get very swollen eyes. And I finally figured it out

1:31.9

finally, I finally figured it out this year that I am allergic to Christmas trees, Tony Pee.

1:41.8

Good job. Good job. Look at these eyes. Look at these eyes. That's wide open. That's why I got the hat. I'm trying

1:49.1

to hide them a little bit. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm vain like anybody else. I look

1:53.1

in the mirror and go, yeah, you know what? You're not looking too good today. Put a fucking

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