Green Room (w/ ERNEST)

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2026

⏱️ 79 minutes

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0:24.6	Take time to think.
0:26.6	Yeah, but who I die?
0:28.6	Oh, God.
0:29.6	Game's good.
0:30.6	Check 1-2, fire out the engines.
0:31.6	John Chris.
0:32.6	Ladies and gentlemen in the studio.
0:34.6	Alex Easton dialed in. Sup, sup, sup, sup, top of the year, baby, let's go. Hot episode. Yeah. Hot episode. We got a guest stopping by. Yeah. We got a guess stopping by. And we need to get, we need to get to our finger on the pulse of the city of Nashville, country music, entertainment, and this guy's got the keys.
0:56.2	There's probably nobody that I would go to for a real pulse check outside of Ernest.
1:03.4	Oh, dude, I'll just do a little bit of his bio in here.
1:07.4	Okay.
1:07.7	Because he's not here yet.
1:08.5	Yeah, cool.
1:08.7	We don't want to do this in front of him.
1:09.9	I do, while you pull that up,
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