Fraudanese

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2026

⏱️ 75 minutes

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0:00.0	Why do growing businesses love working in Slack?
0:02.8	Let's ask Christia Ari Bikes.
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0:10.4	What say you?
0:11.4	Rocks from Gosney.
0:12.4	Slack helps us build community.
0:13.9	It helps us build connection.
0:15.2	Your partners, vendors and customers all in one place.
0:18.3	Take us on home, Ashley from Carraway.
0:20.3	If we did have Slack tomorrow,
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0:27.7	of Slack Business Plus. Yeah, we're rolling. Yeah, we're freaking rolling, everybody. Let's go. Welcome
0:34.1	in, dude. Nothing like a top Januaryuary fresh pod oh we're dude clean slate
0:40.0	dude i was talking to matt the guy that does our uh the podcast ads dude a salesman yeah
0:45.3	jan 1 yeah stoked you know new quotas no let's go new quotas new spreadsheets who's who's the best
0:54.1	who's the best for Jan 1?
0:56.1	Gym people.
0:57.3	Jim people love a Jan 1.
0:59.2	For sure.
0:59.6	That's going to be tough to beat, actually.
1:01.1	Love a, yeah, a clean slate.
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