Great Lakes Pirates, Part 1: Pirate Bill
The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong
Mark Chrisler
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🗓️ 30 December 2025
⏱️ 42 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to an Airwave Media podcast. |
| 0:06.2 | If the legends are to be believed, and take a guess, then the first pirates on the Great Lakes weren't interested in gold, or gems, or even rum. |
| 0:15.8 | They were after beavers. |
| 0:20.4 | Which, I'll admit, would make perfect sense. |
| 0:23.8 | For the first century or so that Europeans knew of the existence of the Great Lakes, |
| 0:27.6 | beavers were just about the only thing they knew about them, or at least all they cared about. |
| 0:32.6 | Beavours were easy to trap. |
| 0:34.6 | They make for good meat, and, as we discussed many years ago now, they have a gland |
| 0:38.7 | in their anus that secretes a cheap substitute for vanilla. Mainly, though, the value of beavers |
| 0:44.7 | was in their fur. Beaver peltz are large, soft, warm, clean, and waterproof, not to mention |
| 0:51.0 | the height of 18th century style. |
| 0:59.7 | Beaver pelts were big business, and it was business done in a place with little law and even less enforcement. It was done among rivals, English, French, and native peoples who didn't care for |
| 1:05.2 | one another a wink, and it was done with extreme vulnerability. Beaver pelts were traveled out of the north woods mainly on very long canoes, |
| 1:14.5 | up to 60 feet long. |
| 1:16.7 | Each boat could hold thousands of peltz. |
| 1:19.4 | The longest and most densely packed canoe might be worth more than a half a million dollars |
| 1:24.2 | adjusted for inflation today. |
| 1:26.4 | Yet, compared to their size and value, they were |
| 1:29.3 | sparsely manned and even less protected. We can be sure that trappers and hunters at least |
| 1:35.2 | occasionally stole from one another, and just as sure that they sometimes fought one another, too. |
| 1:40.6 | Hell, between the years 1812 and 1821, there was a flat-out war between the two leading |
| 1:46.5 | British fur companies, a topic for another time. So, the idea that there may have been pelt |
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