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The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong

The Christmas Bullet & It's Wonderful (Redux)

The Constant: A History of Getting Things Wrong

Mark Chrisler

Natural Sciences, Design, History, Arts, Science

4.8922 Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2025

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Two classic Constant Christmas episodes, remade in higher quality, and available ad-free for Patreon subscribers. That could be you! Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠indeed.com/theconstant⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ now to start hiringVisit our ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon here⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. You too can get ad-free, early episodes, starting now!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠​​⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠    ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠BUY OUR MERCH, YOU FILTHY ANIMALS!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ​ ​The Constant is part of the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Airwave Media⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ podcast network.​​ ​​ ​ ​​​ ​​Interested in advertising on The Constant? Email ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠sales@advertisecast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ to get on board! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

You're listening to an Airwave Media podcast.

0:04.6

Think about cheese.

0:06.3

Make your thoughts cheesier.

0:08.8

Now add 100% chicken breast fillet,

0:10.9

Chipotle sauce and amade cheese melt.

0:12.9

And it's giving the new cheesy chicken stack at McDonald's.

0:16.6

Did we mention it's cheesy?

0:18.5

Cheese.

0:20.4

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0:22.7

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0:30.8

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0:32.7

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0:35.7

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0:54.5

Merry Christmas.

0:57.1

Look what's coming down the chimney.

0:58.3

It's the sugar plum of classic constant stories,

1:00.6

remade in higher quality and presented with fewer ad breaks.

1:03.9

And no-ho-ho ad breaks at all for Patreon subscribers,

1:07.4

who are also hearing this several days earlier than the rest of you, Scrooge's.

1:28.5

I've got two Christmas stories for you from the backlog, finally sounding, hopefully, how I want them to. The first is one that I, frankly, don't think I got enough credit for the first go-around, so I'm insisting you pat me on the back more firmly this time. And the second is Heather's favorite constant episode of all time, which probably means I'll be remaking and re-releasing it at least one more time before everything

1:33.3

is through.

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