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Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Parasitic Intestinal Worms As A Fetish 2:27.401 Getting Off To Atomic Wedgies 8:23.957 Strangling Yourself For Fun And Climax 9:39.077 Customer Support Penetration 10:52.500 A Song That Gives Christmas Shoes A Run For Its Money 12:42.636 Music From The XXX Grease Parody 19:17.620 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 24:31.816 Teacher Made Students Write Their Own Obituary 25:49.315 Chickity China, the Chinese Chicken 32:19.585 Deep South Dog Boning 35:55.796 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 40:08.642 BE A […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Franks, it's Monday, April 10th, 2023, coming up on the program today, when your
0:05.7	fetish is shitting out parasitic and intestinal worms, one might correctly assume you're mentally
0:11.1	ill.
0:12.1	Plus, the erotic art of atomic wedges and a teacher assigned students to write their own school
0:17.4	shooting home butchewerry, all coming up today.
0:47.4	Get through that pressure zone, don't bad build up and make your suffer, push, push,
1:01.0	push it hard, push it hard, push it hard, push it hard, push it hard, push it hard,
1:14.9	free your turd, let it drop into that stinky poop pot, let it drown, man, hit the lever,
1:27.0	hit me the brown button, it ain't no beaver, you got to free, free your turd, free the turd
1:38.8	tonight, push it hard, push, push, push, push, I don't care if you yell, that the nail
1:54.4	is here, you'll feel like your turd gets difficult, it wants to challenge you, you've
2:08.2	got to free your turd, this is the distorted view zone with Tim Hanson, I'm going to lose
2:14.8	my mind today.
2:15.8	Crystal Matthews has been drafted by Ho, and I love the average case of semen in my mouth.
2:20.6	It's just a fun thing.
2:22.3	She is a fat cunt, are you on the internet?
2:25.2	Isn't that for technogakes?
2:27.2	Spreadsheets?
2:28.2	Yes, tip of the jams, Hanson, back here with you to kick off a new week, programs got a
2:34.8	great one for you today, you know, we are coming up on 20 years of distorted view daily,
2:41.0	and while there are always new and weird and disgusting things to feature, when it comes
2:46.9	to porn, there are times I think, you know, we've featured it all.
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