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Ask Iliza Anything

Graveyard Chef

Ask Iliza Anything

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Iliza provides a back-up plan for someone who may have been ghosted and washes her hands of an uneven girls' night.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram

0:11.3

Comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them

0:19.0

Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answer! The answer! You asked me!

0:26.9

Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!

0:32.8

It's just one of those days I don't know if it's I think in general people feel really hopeless

0:40.7

and tired but I think as you get older it's one of those days where like I didn't sleep that

0:48.6

great the night before and I had this like fantasy of like we're gonna go to the east side

0:55.3

because that's like where I spent all my 20s like getting drunk and hanging out

0:59.5

Noah and I used to do that so like Los Feliz, Los Feliz, Los Feliz, Silver Lake, Echo Park and we

1:06.1

had heard of this cute coffee shop, shout out to Canyon Coffee and we wanted to support some people

1:11.1

so we drove like the 30 minutes and you bring your baby and I'm always so proud to be out with her

1:16.1

but like it hits you in the face very quickly that like no you're not in your 20s anymore with a

1:21.8

baby because like the sidewalks in this like only recently gentrified neighborhood are crumbled to

1:29.4

pieces it's like nothing has been repaired and it's totally fine if you're young or if you're

1:36.5

just walking around but like with a baby stroller and I noticed no one else had a baby stroller

1:41.4

and it's like like a lot of people in my generation I'm like wait we weren't done being young yet

1:45.9

and in my mind we were gonna get a coffee and shop but like everything in LA like very few things

1:51.4

are clumped together so it's like well there's one shop here this one sells vintage clothes if you

1:56.3

want to rifle through and it was just like this day I had in my head that ended up not being as great

2:03.2

and of course then I was stressed the baby was perfect and then I was just deeply tired and then

2:08.7

I don't know if any other mothers feel this way but I just have really terrible thoughts about

2:12.7

horrible things that could happen in the future to my child oh no just like a shitty way to go to bed

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