Grateful and Hateful

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Talk Radio, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 14.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2021

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Jackie is #grateful this year and recapping her latest funeral, Pete and Kim, the do's and dont's of Thanksgiving and her affinity for cantaloupe jello. You are welcome.

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a DR Media Production.
0:16.4	Good y'all too.
0:17.6	Please bear with me.
0:18.8	I have yet to recover my trachea.
0:22.6	I lost my voice last week just from screaming amously into a microphone.
0:28.0	Doing what I love.
0:29.6	Bleeding out in the studio.
0:32.3	Gobble, gobble.
0:33.3	Feeling hashtag blessed.
0:35.9	Well, hate to break the fourth wall.
0:38.4	I am sitting here cloaked in somber color palette
0:43.2	because I am fresh out of a shiver.
0:46.8	If you know Jackie Shimmel, you know she's been to a shiver or two.
0:51.8	I'm triggered by deli platters in general, but I never realized how incredibly
0:57.5	desensitized to death I am until today because nothing kicks off the holiday season
1:03.7	like a relative dying.
1:05.6	Am I right?
1:06.8	No, I would like to dedicate this episode to my dear, dear, great aunt Gertie
1:12.5	who died at the supple age of nearly 105.
1:17.2	Let that sink in 105.
1:19.2	Now, obviously anytime somebody dies, I use it to my own advantage because that's what
1:25.0	a morally bankrupt human being does.
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