Grass-Fed Shark Returns: Collagen Vapes, Ear Lights, and Zen vs Jaden Smith
Commune with Jeff Krasno
Commune Media
4.5 • 673 Ratings
🗓️ 24 March 2026
⏱️ 18 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | We're back. Episode 2 of Grass-fed Shark, our quiz show that explores wellness trends that have jumped the shark. |
| 0:08.0 | Grass-fed shark returns. Do do-do-do-do-do. The quiz show where wellness trends go to die. |
| 0:14.5 | This episode, collagen vapes, chakra stones for intimacy, and the ultimate question, can you tell Jaden Smith from a 9th |
| 0:23.8 | century Zen master? |
| 0:25.7 | Grass fed shark, he eats organic kelp. Grass fed shark does yoga every day. |
| 0:30.6 | Grass fed shark. He might be gluten-free. Grass fed shark. |
| 0:34.9 | All right, we're back. Episode two of grass-fed shark, our quiz show that explores wellness trends that have jumped the shark. |
| 0:45.3 | Like a grass-fed one. |
| 0:47.3 | Yes. |
| 0:48.3 | Today's case, also some wellness trends that have stuck around for a long time, as we'll see. So three games that we're |
| 0:57.2 | going to play. First is the shark jump. I give you four wellness products or services that have |
| 1:02.8 | jumped the shark. Only one is fake. 1800s or 2000s is the medical claim from the 1800s or the 2000s, you decide. |
| 1:13.7 | And then Jaden Smith tweet or Zen master Linji is the saying a tweet from the son of Will Smith |
| 1:21.1 | or an aphorism attributed to the founder of Rinsai Zen from 1400 years ago. |
| 1:25.7 | So how are you feeling about grass-fed shark today, Jeff? |
| 1:28.7 | I think I'm going to do better than the last episode for sure. Yes, you were, you were negative |
| 1:33.1 | a few points, I think, if I remember how we ended that episode. I got a free bus trip down the hill. |
| 1:39.9 | That's all I got. Down to Hollywood? That's yeah. That was my parting prize. All right. The Shark Jump. Remember, four wellness products. Only one is fake. Only one is fake. So that means that at least two are true. At least. That's true. We're trying to fool you there. Yeah. Only one, exactly one, is fake. |
| 2:01.6 | Exactly one is fake. |
| 2:02.7 | Okay. |
| 2:03.2 | Collagen health vapes, a nicotine and TH-free vape that instead delivers |
| 2:09.3 | collagen, glutathione, and L. carnitine straight to your bloodstream via your lungs. |
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