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🗓️ 19 May 2023
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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!
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0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast. |
0:11.9 | This episode is brought to you by HelloFresh, ButcherBox, and Athletic Greens. |
0:16.7 | And now here's Trista Brittitus with the Armageddon update. |
0:21.2 | I have Trista Brittitus and this is the Armageddon update. |
0:24.8 | Hip-Hit Parker, see, lying in fear. |
0:26.7 | One of our current political parties has become a master 12th degree black belt ninja of all three of those. |
0:32.6 | One party wants censorship, discrimination, and is fine. |
0:35.9 | Little kids shot to death in math class. |
0:37.9 | The other has parades, tries to feed the hungry, and demands you call them by their chosen pronoun, |
0:43.6 | which is really annoying, he, she, her, it, ton it down. |
0:46.4 | One party is following Hitler's playbook, while the other one is pissed about banning books. |
0:53.2 | Which party do you think it is? |
0:56.5 | You know, and it's not even one or two guys in the GOP, who suckles at the tea to fascism like it's their mama's milk lumps. |
1:04.0 | It's all of the GOP, and the funniest thing is how they are willingly use American words all the time. |
1:12.0 | You know, freedom, free speech, freedom, or religion, God given rights, constitution. |
1:17.5 | And the funniest word they bend over a table and violate repeatedly, Patriot. |
1:22.4 | Let's go over what these Patriots say and contrast it with what they do. |
1:27.4 | Government can't force me to wear a mask, it's my freedom. |
1:30.6 | So, in the worst pandemic in a hundred years, they decided to screw over the elderly and the sick |
1:36.9 | and refuse to wear masks. |
1:38.4 | However, they will wear masks when they are hiling the Hitler and saying that Jews should die. |
1:45.2 | I guess somehow the only place it's not hard to breathe through a piece of fabric is when you have |
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