Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast.

This episode is brought to you by Lomi, Hello Fresh, Athletic Greens and Harry's Razors.

And now who's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update?

I'm Christopher Titus.

Is the Armageddon update?

The verdict is in.

The man that said he grabs pussy whenever he wants is finally found guilty of grabbing

pussy whenever he wants on Tuesday, May 9th.

A former president was labeled a sexual predator by jury of his peers.

Of course, wouldn't that mean he needs to be judged by other sexual predators?

However, a jury of normal people heard the evidence and granted E. Jean Carroll an award

of $5 million for Trump's, I don't know, rape, attempted rape, sexual attack.

I don't know.

I picked him a rape because they said too much time had passed.

So ladies, if you get raped, ticked off.

However, they did say that sweet potato Hitler sexually abused the writer and then defamed

her character and the judge stated Trump subjected Miss Carroll to sexual contact by use of force

for the purpose of sexual gratification.

And the jury awarded $2 million for sexual abuse and $3 million for defamation.

Doesn't that seem weird to anybody?

Sir, you were pay for raping my body, but you were pay more for raping my reputation.

Trump said he had no idea who Miss Carroll was and that she wasn't his type.

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