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Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Governments Keep Infrastructure Crappy On Purpose with Ashlyn & Grant

Lizard People: Comedy and Conspiracy Theories

Lizard People

Paranormal, Religion & Spirituality, Conspiracytheory, Conspiracy, Comedy

41.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2021

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

These dang governments. Are they just incompetent dinguses who are terrible at keeping the roads in driveable condition? Or are they Machiavellian geniuses who are intentionally imprisoning us in a jail made of asphalt and billboards and... like... railroad ties. Friends of the show Ashlyn Anstee and Grant Pardee are back and teaming up to talk about how governments keep infrastructure terrible so that we all move slower and pay more money and don't get to drive the speeds we really want to. Tune in for a comprehensive discussion between four people who definitely totally understand city planning and budgeting. And then go listen to Grashlyn Party!

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0:00.0

What am I to say, they saw Hillary Duck getting the vaccine, just put them in line, putting their second jab, so they, the celebs are out there, they're just like us.

0:25.0

They're just like us.

0:28.0

Would you get Moderna Pfizer J&J?

0:32.0

Yeah, we got J&J.

0:34.0

We did do the J&J.

0:36.0

Had an intense fever day the next day I did.

0:40.0

Ashland didn't a little bit of arm pain for Ashland.

0:42.0

Me a total fever where I had insane fever dreams where I was having a fun trip to Japan.

0:49.0

I was hanging out with Shigeru Miyamoto's mom and it turned out that he was adopted brothers with Paul McCartney and like he should play the base.

0:57.0

And so I played the base.

0:59.0

That was your fever dream not like I was trapped in a horrible nightmare with nuns years was like, well, first of all to take you.

1:08.0

Yeah, there was the dream did end in a tragedy because for some reason Ashland wasn't with me, but when I came home, she was like, oh yeah, and also a ton of people died.

1:18.0

There was like a clean crash.

1:20.0

So I had to hide that I was actually really excited about my trip because apparently there was also like that.

1:27.0

That's just part of being an American.

1:29.0

Yeah, you can't get too strong.

1:31.0

The American is just like, well, there's going to be some huge tragedy.

1:35.0

That's very true.

1:38.0

Any piece of good news in like a legislation or culture is like, but don't don't feel too bad.

1:45.0

Because any day now they're going to say child care is illegal and women have to spend 24 hours a day with their kids.

1:51.0

That's going to be awesome.

1:52.0

Oh my god.

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