Gotta Yap A Little
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 19 March 2025
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, Heather is back in Atlanta after a fantastic weekend of birthday shows in the DMV. She had a hell of a time celebrating her 38th with the shows at Capitol One Hall and partying with her friends there. She makes a plea for Tatte to come to Atlanta. She discusses how the vibes are in DC and explains who her new favorite southern auntie Doctor is. She takes your voicemails about burnt grundles, solo dates, and how the Heather 911 is sometimes a force for good!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:07.8 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:14.0 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:24.7 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast. |
| 0:28.2 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:30.3 | How are you? |
| 0:31.9 | I hope you're great. |
| 0:33.6 | I hope you're doing fantastic. |
| 0:35.7 | If you're listening, you think, |
| 0:36.7 | wow, Heather, you sound a lot better |
| 0:38.5 | than you did last week. It's because I've slept. Y'all would be so proud of me. My aura readiness |
| 0:45.7 | today on my aura ring was an 80. That is leaps and bounds from last week when I was at a 42. I want to give a big shout out to all the |
| 0:59.1 | nursing mamas out there, the new parents who don't sleep through the night, who are losing their |
| 1:03.1 | minds. I want you to know that I get it. And I've gotten it for a while. I know it's not the same. |
| 1:10.0 | But you have to realize I was on that schedule |
| 1:12.6 | for the last couple weeks of no sleep club, bus, another club, no sleep, and without the joy of |
| 1:21.1 | also being able to hold a child that looks like you. It was just me up in the middle of the night staring at Jeff being like, |
| 1:30.1 | is this the moment? Do I snap? Do I choke him out? I'm not even mad at him. I'm just so sleep |
| 1:35.3 | deprived. So I want you to know. I took everyone's advice. I read all the comments. I saw all the |
| 1:40.4 | DMs. I found a product. |
| 1:45.6 | And this is not sponsored. |
| 1:53.0 | This is a temporary fix to whatever the fuck is going on with me hormonally. |
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