Got Any Old Beef?
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 29 December 2025
⏱️ 41 minutes
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Summary
Pete's beef wellington didn't quite go to plan on Christmas Day, due to some promises made by a butcher that simply weren't kept. But did he let that setback deter him? Tune in to find out.
Elsewhere, there's some sizable kebab shop chat, Pete has been wrestling with His Majesty's Revenue and Customs again, and the boys hear from a listener who developed food poisoning in one of the most impressive locations on Earth. Oh, and Luke's put his house on the market - first port of call? Bothering the property photographer with annoying questions about photoshop and shutter speeds...
Christmas-related comments or queries? Only one place to put them: hello@lukeandpeteshow.com
The Luke and Pete Show is the sometimes ridiculous, always funny podcast with Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson: two men who have time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Subscribe to get your comedy podcast fix every Monday and Thursday.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's Christmas |
| 0:03.3 | Welcome to the LucaPit show |
| 0:09.1 | It is Monday the 29th of December |
| 0:11.6 | My name is Pete Donaldson |
| 0:12.6 | I'm joined by Mr. Lukimo |
| 0:13.7 | Lookymo, how the devil are you doing? |
| 0:15.4 | Are you enjoying the feast of sports, |
| 0:18.6 | the feast of food, |
| 0:20.3 | the feast of everything that's good about the Christmas sort of period. |
| 0:24.1 | Yeah, pretty good. |
| 0:24.8 | I mean, at this point, I'm pretty tired because my son might sleep. |
| 0:30.1 | Family, probably a bit tedious. |
| 0:32.9 | Not the immediate family, but, you know, it's, you know what I mean. |
| 0:37.2 | I'm sure lots of people will resonate with that. |
| 0:39.3 | But I'm overall, I'm okay. Thank you very much indeed. How were you? How was your Christmas? It was good. What did we do? Any more prawns? No, there's many prawns. There's lots of prawns up for grabs. I made a steak. The chicken of the sea. I made a beef |
| 0:53.5 | Wellington |
| 0:54.4 | That was |
| 0:55.4 | That was quite good |
| 0:56.5 | Did I tell you about the I made a steak. The chicken of the sea. The chicken of the sea. I made a beef, Wellington. |
| 0:55.1 | That was, |
| 0:55.6 | that was, |
| 0:55.9 | that was, |
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